Due to my love of alliteration, I decided to host a writing challenge, (#AllitLitPloProPoe) and all entries are in… Here are the TOP THREE SUBMISSIONS IN ALPHABETICAL ORDER. Challenge Rules are at the bottom of this post.
PLEASE VOTE FOR YOUR FAVORITE… Benevolent Bedlam – Frank’s Fiasco – Susan’s Silly Story… IN THE COMMENTS BELOW BY APRIL 29TH ~ WINNER ANNOUNCED APRIL 30TH 2022!!
Bronco buster, Bret Butler and his beautiful brunette bride, bonnie Bamby Buttercup, bebopped into the Bohica Brothers Barrelhouse and Brewpub brandishing boo-coo bucks to buy beer, bratwurst, and beans.
They bantered with the blond bimbo barmaid Brenda Bobbitt before her bashful barback boyfriend, Buck Bukowski (brilliant but a bit of a boor), butted-in with bragging babble about Bret’s bright blondish brew. Bebop blared on the boom box.
Bamby bought brandy but Bret brabbled and briskly begged Brenda to bring boosted bitters of basic brown or beclouded brews for his blooming belly, blessedly beseeching her to bear with him and bide his bleak befuddlement. Bret could be a bit of a bullheaded brute.
Brenda beamed back at Bret’s bargaining blast and brought him bottles of black booze. Bret belted back the boss beer. Buck begot barley-broo from behind the billet. Before bada-bing bested bada-boom, the blasted boys were buzzed and boasting bushels of blarney.
Bamby briskly beseeched her bae to bring back a brindled bundle from the boot of the Buick. Bret brought her brand-new babushka, beholding his brazen brilliance. Then all blazes broke out blunting the barroom bliss.
Buck boasted about Bamby’s bodacious breasts baffling a befuddled Bret and betraying Brenda. Briefly, Bret was bar borne and bounced bedeviled upon Buck and began bashing and beating his brains while bumping Brenda’s bodice. Beaten Buck became befogged by Bret’s bustling brawl and bummer blowout. Bret and Buck bled. Before long, the blotto bestial barbarians were befouled and besmeared with blood.
Bret brooded about Bamby’s besmirched beauty and his babe’s big as buckets bosoms. Buck brandished a borrowed Baretta, but Bret bullied him badly by bashing his bean with a board. By and by, Bret’s biscuit was buttered, and Buck’s bacon was baked and boiled. Both bemoaned the bustle as the Beatles blasted Bad Boy in the background.
The boxing bickering buddies became Bamby and Brenda’s bane. Bedimmed and befogged, Brenda bitched and barked barbs about the bamboozled buffoons so their breathless ballyhoo could be belayed. Bamby bargained with the boneheaded, broken, badass boys.
The beginning bourne bombed because the bloke and beau butthead’s blatant boisterousness brought bandy bromides, blank bywords, and behests before breaking off the boxing bout. Bewitched, bombastic, and bedaubed, Bret and Buck broke bottles on bones before breaking up the brouhaha. The brainless bumpkins backed their bodies off, bearing beaming blue blisters.
Now buffoon Bret bowed to benighted Buck. Brandy berated Bret to begone. Betrayed, they booked as Buck breathed, being borderline bitterly batshit and buggered. Brenda beheld Buck as a binger of a bacchanalia. By and by, byes were blabbed and broadcast by all. Brandy and Bret bolted for their bus. Blowsy and bursting, Buck blubbered, babbled, and bawled as Brenda bickered, bayed, and bellowed.
by Bill Reynolds, All Rights Reserved
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Foolish Frank felt frustrated finding farfetched frontiers to fulfill, featuring fairminded formats which fervently focussed on finesse. Frank’s friend Felix, fortunately, faced few failures and found Frank a festival focussing on physiological feats of flamboyance. Frank formed a fresh physical philosophy with fixed formulas, flouting his fine physique favoring a fluorescent facial fashion.
Frank’s father, Fred, feeling fury from Frank’s fanaticism and flouting of far-fetched fodder fumed fiercely, faced Frank’s fabrication and forbade his frivolous fantasy. Fred’s finicky feud fostered fuel for Frank to fortify his front.
Frank phoned Felix and faked Fred’s formal forgiveness and followed on forward feeling fanciful.
Felix featured Frank first, facing a fresh field of famous fellows. But Frank’s façade faltered, floundered, and faded. Fertile fissure function’s flapped. Fragrant fumes following fruitful flatulence forcefully floated free. Fluke fires flared from fiery fabric friction to find Frank’s fatal fart.
Far from funny, Frank’s flimsy faith froze. Forlorn and frightened, Frank’s foremost fear finally fell forth. Frank’s fortune failed. Fatigue filled and falling to a futile fate, fragile Frank forfeited and formally finished faking forever.
by Harvey Heilbrun, All Rights Reserved
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Susan’s Silly Story
Silly Susan, sledging, slowly,
Spied a scary snallygaster
Speeding, swiftly slippy-sliding,
Skidded, stopped; a snollygoster
Saw Susan and strangely stalked
Her, saying, Sue you sexy spinster,
Such slow scallywaggery
Seems soppy, stupid, somehow sinister
Surely I’m a superhero,
Six feet six of solid sinew.
Sue suspects some sly seduction
Seeing such a solid surtout
So, says she, still smiling sweetly,
Sir, such stranger-serenading,
Seems I somehow should’ve
Serendipitously stayed in
Sewing silken socks so my
Seven sisters, sadly sick
Stay safe, sound, secure
From such a snidy shaggledick.
Secretly signalling SOS;
Stop, cease your sordid stare,
My sparkling specs spy only
Someone surely not snoutfair.
Suddenly, Susie’s so-called stalker,
Squashing, sadly, Sammy Squirrel
Stomped off sulking, spitting,
Swearing, such a silly old sod, Cyril.
snallygaster (mythical creature)
snollygoster (scheming politician)
scallywaggery (political opportunism)
shaggledick. (a person whose name you can’t remember)
snoutfair. (old term for fair of face)
- Must have a plot or emote with some development from beginning to end. Think storytelling.
- All but simple connector words must be alliteration in keeping with the single chosen consonant sound.
- Alliteration is repetition in two or more nearby words of initial consonant sounds. Does not HAVE to be the same initial letter. For example, the phrase “kids’ coats” is alliterative, but the phrase “phony people” is not alliterative.
- Bonus points if all of your alliterative words begin literally with the same letter.
- All alliterative words – except for character names – should be used only once within the piece – so also a vocabulary challenge.
- Use as many different words as possible while assuring the story makes (ok if somewhat nonsensical) sense.
- A winner will be chosen on consideration of number of different alliterative words used, plot/sense continuity, overall enjoyment by the challenger, and comment responses from readers on this blog. The winner will receive the Prestige of Plentiful Praise of their Prowess by their Peers!