Richard the Rascal and the Roving Ranger #AtoZChallenge

Each day this month I’ll be posting an Alliterative Story with the A to Z Challenge letter of the day. I’ll also be posting a few Alliterative stories or sensible poems by other authors from a separate free challenge I hosted HERE  You can join in the fun by watching for the challenge authors and voting in comments for your favorites! Winner announced at the end of April.

Robert the ranger rambled into a relatively rinky-dink rundown restaurant in a raunchy region of Rochester, risking the returned repulsive rating for a reputation of roaming ragtag ruffians, to retreat and reap respite from his ravenous rumblings, and rest and regenerate after riding his roan along river and rill, rounding up rare rabid ravens and rabbits riddled with ringworm.

He relished a rack of ribs and a rather ripe, rivaling rotten, reeking ribeye – reeling but not retching. He rocked in a rickety recliner like a rufied raccoon and rolled over the rim of relaxation reaching righteous rem.

Roughly revitalized, he was rudely roused by the rambunctious roaring of a raggedy, rollicking rogue riffing rhyming ribald Rasta-style raps roasting the Republicans remembered on Rushmore with ridiculous rubbish that rang revolutionary and rallied the room to raucous, rowdy reveling. The rash, radical rabble-rouser, Richard the Rickrack Rascal, resembled a roly-poly religious rake, a ringer for Roman royalty, robed in rich, russet red with a ruby ring. The revolting rebel ramped-up his ripped-off ruse to raptures, riveting the rows of rank-n’-file with the romping rhythm – a right rumpus. The riffraff raved, revering the rube as a rustic rockstar.

Robert resentfully rose to rein in the ringleader, rectifying ruin, reassuring realistic rites, and restoring ruffled respect. But in his rushed reaction to refute the rat and revert to recommended rhetoric, he ripped his rucksack and rued his roiling rancid rations and rum-and-rye. He recoiled and regurgitated – really raw.

The riled reckless roost rampaged, resisting reconstruction, rankling Robert and rekindling his response to rewrite, recreate and reform realization. He rinsed his rusty resolve and returned to repair relatable role recognition. He raided Richard’s resourcefully rendered rectory, ramming him from the rear to rent his raiment and rob him of his roster of roadies.

Richard the Rascal rubbed his rump, recovered, and rooked Robert, relegating his reaming to random rigmarole by revealing a Ruger and railing at the rapt regulars, reciting ravishing rhapsodies.

The roving ranger raced to restrict the repugnant, rebutted Rascal and redistribute reason to remove him from relevant reference. Relieved, the released, remorseful renegades rooted for Robert the Ranger.

by Sheri J. Kennedy, All Rights Reserved

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