I already posted my Alliterative Story with the A to Z Challenge letter of the day. ‘Franny’s Fuming Flambé’ in a separate post, but I’m also presenting the second Fantastic Featured Foolishness (see what I did there?) entered for my Alliterative Literature Plotted Prose and Poetry Challenge! Please leave your comments and ‘Votes’ for Harvey’s story if you think it’s Freakin’ Fabulous or Fall-down Funny. Also… You can join in the fun by submitting an Alliterative story or sensible poem of your own. I’m hosting the free challenge HERE Submit by April 10th to play. Give it a try!
And without further ado:
Foolish Frank felt frustrated finding farfetched frontiers to fulfill, featuring fairminded formats which fervently focussed on finesse. Frank’s friend Felix, fortunately, faced few failures and found Frank a festival focussing on physiological feats of flamboyance. Frank formed a fresh physical philosophy with fixed formulas, flouting his fine physique favoring a fluorescent facial fashion.
Frank’s father, Fred, feeling fury from Frank’s fanaticism and flouting of far-fetched fodder fumed fiercely, faced Frank’s fabrication and forbade his frivolous fantasy. Fred’s finicky feud fostered fuel for Frank to fortify his front.
Frank phoned Felix and faked Fred’s formal forgiveness and followed on forward feeling fanciful.
Felix featured Frank first, facing a fresh field of famous fellows. But Frank’s façade faltered, floundered, and faded. Fertile fissure function’s flapped. Fragrant fumes following fruitful flatulence forcefully floated free. Fluke fires flared from fiery fabric friction to find Frank’s fatal fart.
Far from funny, Frank’s flimsy faith froze. Forlorn and frightened, Frank’s foremost fear finally fell forth. Frank’s fortune failed. Fatigue filled and falling to a futile fate, fragile Frank forfeited and formally finished faking forever.
by Harvey Heilbrun, All Rights Reserved